SCENE: A DARK AND CUMMY NIGHT. You're reclining in your boudoir putting the finishing touches on a leisurely self-love sesh when there's a rap-tap-tapping upon your chamber door. At this ungodly hour? And right as you're about to hit the jackpot, even?! You quickly wipe yourself off and grumblingly fumble into your luxurious silk evening robe, tamping down your libido's complaints as you stride towards the door. Swinging it open with a cre-e-e-eak, you're surprised to find.... no one! Your eyes and other holes narrow in aggravation. How dare your mystery caller ruin your onanistic escapades with such frivolous blue-ball buffoonery! 

But wait! What's this, suction-cupped and wobbling upon yon door's exterior surface? Why, it's the biggest, wackiest-looking dildo you've ever seen in your life, with a note tied around its girthy shaft by a fuchsia ribbon! Your breath hitches, and your eyes grow wide. Could it be...? Those merry spanksters of pornographic pleasure have once again returned?? You unroll the scroll, and scope the scoop inscribed upon the parchment in an elegant looping hand:

 SICKOS SELECTION 5!!! WE'RE BACK, BABY!!!! 

It's all too much. Ecstasy swirls and twirls within your quivering loins. You're ready to blow right now, aren't you? But hold fast, dear reader! We know you're already revved up, so why don't you get back to working on yourself while we give you the full sales pitch! 

25 CREATORS. 25 AMERICAN DOLLARS. SO MUCH QUALITY SMUT. 

That's right, folks! The SICKOS SELECTION erotica bundle has returned for a fifth exciting instalment. For a limited time, you can get a monster-size assortment of comics, games, fiction and art from 25 of the finest filth artisans in the biz... all for the low, low price of $25 USD! And just in time for the season, this may well be our SPOOKIEST Sickos pack yet, with demons and disasters, monsters and malfeasants, clergy gone corrupt and science experiments gone wild! We guarantee you'll find SOMETHING in Sickos #5 to make you scream... with pleasure. 

But what sort of hosts would we be if we didn't do something a little scary ourselves? In addition to adding more work by our artists with every $10k over goal we make, we've also put together something EXTRA special: POST-CRINGE, a bundle-exclusive zine full of ALL-NEW comics, art and writing by the Sickos crew! What's it about? Well, er, aheh, it's a little embarrassing... More specifically, we all made entries based on kinks each of us, personally, are embarrassed to talk about. Even pornographers can be shy, y'know! But during this season of frights, what could be more bone-chillingly TERRIFYING.... than RADICAL VULNERABILITY??? [sfx: thunderclap] [sfx: skeleton chatter] [sfx: jism spurt].

READERS BEWARE, THOUGH: Like a sprawling gothic mansion, or a mysterious eldritch tomb, ALL creative works in Sickos Selection #5 are HAUNTED... by the spectres of SEXUALLY EXPLICIT CONTENT. They are emphatically NOT intended for anyone under the age of 18. Innocent youths, heed our call! Turn back! Leave this accursèd webpage before it's too late!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

 ...Are they all gone? Okay, phew. As for the rest of you brave sojourners, brace yourselves! Take our hands, leave your fears and anxieties at the door, and cross the threshold into the shimmering realm of the sensual with us! No matter YOUR sexual predilections, you'll find what you crave.... in SICKOS SELECTION.

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