Hey all, this is a tier list I wanted to made for fun and to show appreciation for the game! It's directed towards my personal wife compatibility and is based on version 0.11 because I sadly don't live the kind of life where I can support something like this with clear conscience. And there aren't any S or F tiers because I don't think any of these characters are perfectly perfect or terribly terrible. I'd also love to read how anyone else might tactically arrange these vessels!
[ A Tier ]: Dusk Lamia, Covenant
Omg, I love these two. Never before have I seen artwork in which lamia anatomy is so spot-on! And it shines best in Dusk Lamia. Not only is she a truly beautiful creature, but she's also motherly in all the right places, and I'm really into that. And it's really easy for someone like Covenant to win me over because I'm a Christian. She's no fellowbeliever, but all of her phrases really tickle my fancy. A YouTube video gave me a peek at her Halloween costume, and all I have to say is: You guys were cooking.
[ B Tier ]: Avalon, Goblin Lord, Schrodinger, Lamia, Sampo, Goblin
Avalon is among the characters who would be more endearing to me if only her presence wasn't her duty and little else more. She's great and very sexy though. Goblin Lord is held back by the very thing that makes her cute, which is her tsundereness. I'm glad she goes half-and-half with confidence too, and her placement here is moreso just the result of the characters not really growing. The fact that she's so darn powerful in battle despite it all is very attractive. Schrodinger I adore, but her geekiness can get old. I wish Lamia was a bit more substantial personality wise and lacked scales on her human half, but she's high quality and reminds me of Jashin-chan and Rupee from Nikke in all of the best ways. Sampo I adore conceptually - hard to find a hungry tsundere! - but her weakness gameplay wise really drains her quickly for me. If you removed the battle part of Vessel Tactics, she'd be an A. Goblin is a lovely little munchkin; I can't get enough of that big smile! And she wants kids - I don't think any other vessel wants kids. Catch up, ladies!
[ C Tier ]: Theano, Chateau, Goblin Shaman, Cornucopia, Patra, Cheshire
Theano is a neat one. The only character in the game whom I prefer to have in her alt outfit. I think gym girls are pretty one-note, but her protectiveness is a good charm. Cheateau is splendid, a "heavy hitter" in all of the right ways, but since so much of her is founded upon money-service I unfortunately have to bring her down low. Goblin Shaman was a D for a very good while since I first started playing, but I've warmed up to her, and that bit of lore that confirms that she's younger than she looks really helps her out. Cornucopia is a little too "branded" for me with how often she sees herself is a penny in the register. She'd easily be a B if she wasn't so void of self-esteem. Patra, like Sampo, is very beautiful conceptually but is ass as a unit. Cheshire I just like, and the fact that she's the one person who won't spit you out if you head on in is the sexy kind of deadly to me.
[ D Tier ]: Wild Lamia, Goblin Raider
These two are rough and dirty. I don't like 'em. But I'd turn to them on a creative or desperate day.
