In here, we are all Americans.

You were able to laugh? I've spent most of my time openly weeping.

To be fair, some of those Great Americans may not be immediately clear even on this side of the pond. Knowing half of them is pretty good, and about the level we were shooting for, I think.

As for shoplifting, given the prices, sometimes heated shopping moments do happen. It certainly beats getting shot in the parking lot.

Thanks for playing!

I stopped watching the news in 2016. Did something happen?

Texas is easily one of my top 50 states.

Thanks! Who can afford cheese these days?

I bought cheese once. It's the main reason I'm not a homeowner.

We managed to write 15k words by making most of them bad.

"Write drunk, edit wasted"

-Hemingway, presumably 

Thank you for playing!

Thank you! I am so happy that you got the "no truce with the furies" thing. I was a bit concerned that it was going to be  too deep a cut and no one would get it.

Also, ngl, I had to take a break from everything for a few days after getting the game out. It might have been a bit much for the time frame.

Thank you! We gave 'current events' a pretty hard Google, but gave up when we realized that life is a nightmare. I'm glad to hear it came through on the page.

Thanks, and thanks for playing! It was definitely a fun one to make.