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Artsy Fartsy Crap - A Love Story or Something Interesting That Will Grab Cool Peoples' Attention's itch.io pageResults
| Criteria | Rank | Score* | Raw Score |
| Overall | #3 | 4.417 | 4.417 |
| ??? | #3 | 4.333 | 4.333 |
| Stank | #13 | 3.792 | 3.792 |
| Objet d'art | #14 | 4.042 | 4.042 |
| Stink | #24 | 3.125 | 3.125 |
Ranked from 24 ratings. Score is adjusted from raw score by the median number of ratings per game in the jam.
How do you play your game?
KEYBOARD:
U/D/L/R or A/S/W/D - Move
Space / Enter - Consume
Shift - Pause
CONTROLLERS:
D-Pad / Left Stick - Move
Face Buttons - Consume
Start / Select - Pause
You can play this while headbutting your dog/cat.
Is there any AI generated art in your game?
No.
Content warnings?
Swearing, ghost cannibalism, dad jokes, bad narration, terrible physics
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Comments
I liked it reminded me of Stanley Parable but if you were a circle guy eating dots
Love the amount of personality in this one
Thanks. I clumsily put it together by myself.
Let me be the latest person to say how good the writing and voice acting was, really good stuff
The voice acting already makes this an immediate 10/10. Well done!
Not gonna lie. I enjoyed the hell out of yours!
The voice acting really elevates it to the loftiest of artistic heights.
Anything in the name of Food Cougar.
Could listen to this guy talk about his eczema all day.
Actually, I kind of did.
It was great.
Our narrator (me) straight up improvised that for five minutes. If you didn’t kill him after five minutes, you are a stronger person than I. FUN FACT: there’s an achievement for withstanding his energy vampirism long enough.
Holy shit this is definitely on my top 5, no, top 3 submissions. And this is the first submission I play besides my own!! The narrator just not shutting up at almost any point is amazing and the pretty trash art going on is also great. So glad collisions don’t even work. Great submission !! Truly a piece of trash
You are a true admirer of an object d’garbage.
a very potent political parley of particularly pungent philosophy
Thank you for your deep insight on this wonderfully crafted bowel movement.
I was entranced!
That’s because I sacrificed a lizard.
love the narration, elicited many chuckles.
Prescription: achieve the alternate ending.
narration/writing was on point - very funny :)
Alternate ending yet?
Lol, this is awesome. I love the narration!
Now eat her next.
I had fun playing this, the narration was also funny. I may not know that much about game development but I think it's impressive you got this much done in just a few days!
Thanks for that! I am glad you found this piece of timeless art to your liking.