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Oh, dear Dickrider, my deepest regrets,
For the poem that caused you such fleeting frets.
How cruel of me to pen such a slight,
Mocking your loyalty, your unwavering light.
I’m so sorry for the shade I threw,
Surely your hero-worship is noble and true.
Forgive my sharp words, my sarcastic cry,
But still, sweet fool, “Choose your steed with a careful eye.”
if you had taken the time to actually do a few seconds of basic reading, you would have seen i totally said it is not a huge issue and that this is a simple PSA about a minor issue (but still a legitimate issue) like any decent human being would do for their fellow humans (#SociopathDetected), but all you devs' dick-swingers keep coming here to make make out like i am claiming its the end of the world or something.
but sure, keep crying cos someone pointed out that your wank-director doesnt know how to package software like every other dev on the site knows.
In sewers of sin, where the foulest dregs drip,
The Dickninja prowls, cocky prick, lewd quip.
With a rancid hard-on, he defiles the grim night,
Spunking vile chaos, then fucks off from sight.
A sleazy old cur, with a sick, dripping leer,
He screws every shadow, leaving cum-smears to sneer.
No lock stops his thrust, no hole’s safe from his spite,
The Dickninja’s jizz stains the dark’s wretched plight.
In neon glow, where city pulses throb,
The Dickninja struts, his swagger raw and bold.
He winks and flexes, cocky with his knob,
But women scoff, their eyes so icy cold.
His whispered lines, all dripping lust and sleaze,
Fall flat as they turn from his eager, straining groin.
No touch, no heat, just laughter in the breeze,
The Dickninja’s left with just his hand to join.
This dickrider’s glued, a pathetic lil’ bitch,
Clingin’ to my nuts like a cum-stained hitch.
Ass-kissin’ fool, slurpin’ pride with no shame,
A cock-gobblin’ loser, chasin’ clout for a name.
He’s a jizz-moppin’ simp, trailin’ boots with a grin,
Suckin’ up scraps where the real ones begin.
Fuckboy’s a shadow, humpin’ egos for crumbs,
Dickrider’s life? Just a mouth full of cum.
>>/post/12950659 an idiot is one who does the same thing EVERY DAY FOR WEEKS AT A TIME and expects a different outcome.
>>/post/12954916 I'm just responding to the comments on MY thread, as a civilised human being does.
Perfect example of "we judge others on their actions, and ourselves on intentions". Bravo, bravo.
Side note: I re-read the thread and still can't see how you say I'm defending the dev. could you explain to me how i'm "swinging the devs dick"
hmm …. You may have a valid point. That is if you mean he may be a self-cleaning bot that bump’s around a lot. It may be malfunctioning please return it to the manufacture or if possible hit the reset button. It’s normally in the rear you may have to jab something into that dark hole. I believe it will make a noise when you hit it right 😂
