A banger! Well done to the team, I had a blast! I did eat the chicken though, will I be ok?

This game's really fun. I feel like the damage i've caused outside the store is probably gonna amount to way more than what i've done in the store though :P

Crazy idea, I liked the graphics and enjoyed crashing everywhere! Great game!

i LOVE the concept 

I love this idea and it's executed really well I love everything about it .

Found a funny bug btw:

Its GONE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Cool concept but too hard to play, though quite funny honestly.

An accurate depiction of "How I lost my money while playing pinball".

Also, i can see why we need a billionth TV. 

Anyways, the best game I've played so far.  You, my good sir, deserve an award for depiciting the truth.

10/10 no notes

I think next time I'm gonna grab a trolly that only turns right instead, these left turning ones are hard to control :L

Fun game! had me cackling and shouting at my screen...

Hahaha i'm gonna be broke.

But it was fun :)

Genuinely one of the best times I’ve had playing a game in a long time.

This is such a fun and funny game. I love that if you hold left, you go hyper-speed. Also I somehow mastered the controls enough to get to the register will over half the time to spare.

Good job on making the controls, uncontrollable, unique, and fun at the same time! I also like the ding sound.