I think getting to the game was trickier than the gameplay itself. Figuring out the second part took a few. Good humorous puzzles. I'm not sure if the runner can actually be beaten or if it's infinite, but it definitely had a Google Chrome Dino Jumper feel.

Ha ha, you totally got me with the loading spinner! After one click, I opened the source and realized it’s a ruse. Well played sir.

The actual game part felt a little backward. After about a hundred boxes, it gets easier because you can just jump as soon as a box is visible. (which is a shame I guess, because after that long the player is about ready to be done…)

Score = 179

I don't think the runner part is actually possible, too much jump delay.

The title is ironic btw