Omg I’m totally in love with this. Thank you, I can’t wait to play it with my friends 

literally laughing out loud, great tone and and theme... I'll never be able to play because I would giggle myself to death explaining the 'toys' section

This was a really fun read! My only constructive criticism is that "love styles" as a category name feels a little incongruous with the options within, which are all pejorative… but there's a through line of biting irony throughout the game, so maybe it's appropriate?