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unironically a cool gimmick. this better be coming back for dd70, OR ELSE!

cowgirl design is peak

my gpu fans started to get real loud while playing and I think I spotted a few warning messages from unreal engine telling me that video memory was being used up

worth it 

Kinda game to make fellas say "hell yeah".

Hell yeah.

CONSTRUCTIVE

I didn't seem to be able to restart after getting stuck, also didn't see a menu?

It took me a bit to realize that the fountain numbers were asking for coins.

LIKED

Big mommy milkers

The dev's thinly veiled fetish

QUESTIONS

Was I supposed to get trapped in the 05 pool?

FINAL

I think I got to the end of the demo? I couldn't find enough coins for the 5 fountain, despite killing every enemy.

Silly game, early stages, would love to see more of the dev's sense of humour.

This is how you give gamers what they want

Well I came for boobs and there were boobs. Two even, so 10/10 in my opinion.

i got stuck in the 05 pool, rest in peace cowgirl

man what the fuck is this

got DAMN!

There's no menus at all, don't know what pressing 1 does, got stuck in some area.

Reached to the 05 statue where I got stuck inside its lake and couldn't crouch to get into what looked like a small path hole beneath that lake and behind the statue.

Also the game forced me to install something for Windows 10.

There's two reasons I played this game.

- Controlling the cowgirl felt decent up until the charged-up slam.
- ngl, the boobs are clearly a model slapped atop her regular one. The bra straps just float in the air.
- Hitboxes around terrain were weird, leading to invisible walls.
- Got stuck in the pool with Shrine 5 and also couldn't get whatever it was going to give me.
- Needs basic menu stuff
- Overall a fun concept in a janky alpha version

Never knew I needed a game like this. Now I know two big reasons why.

boobs are so good they finally got a sequel