Ok, so I'm totally curious about one thing, and one thing only:

Sally Sissardrous, the Sissard of Sissardry -- is she a Sissard, or a Scissard?

If the former, is it because I can't 'c' Sally? Like, Sally is the John Cena of Scissardry?

I'll c myself out

If only this wasn’t for the one-page jam, then there would be more room for jokes.

A follow from me!