huh wha huh how huh huhhuh???? Thats me the whole game (I pressed the carpet btw)

You did a really nice job of trying to fit as much themes into the game as possible! 
I like the font (though it was sometimes hard to read when using full-screen, but switch to normal view it is fine). 
Is it possible to find the job title, i wasn't able to figure it out and i wonder if the corpse is still alive? :D
The hand-drawn graphics look really unique and fitting, I really liked that. Perhaps a few sound effects when clicking on objects or during dialogues would enhance the game’s atmosphere even further. The performance review sequence and credit sequence was also really nice!

somehow I think I lost

the crystal ball just barely manages to save this game from the wrath that is this jam's theme