Blade Baes is a physics arena roguelike about weaponized spinning tops, explosive collisions, risky builds and dangerously distracting adult anime women.
Choose your Bae, assemble a blade from Body, Waist and Heel components, and launch into a top-down arena where speed, impact, stability and control decide who keeps spinning.
Two Versions Available
Quick Play — Available Now
https://barelyplayable.itch.io/blade-baes-battle-lab
A short, SFW combat-focused build with 1v1 and free-for-all battles. It removes the roguelike progression and character artwork so you can jump directly into launching and fighting.
Full Closed Alpha — Available by Request
Want the complete experience with the Circuit, Workshop, buildcraft, progression and full character presentation?
Comment below or message me on Discord (@bladebaes) for private access.
Alpha Gameplay
Playtest Details
Name of System: Blade Baes — standalone browser game built with Phaser
Number of Players: Single-player against AI; Quick Play includes 1v1 and FFA battles
Approximate Session Length: 3–5 minutes for Quick Play; 10–20 minutes for the roguelike mode
Testing Period: Now through September 6, 2026 for this feedback round
Platform: Desktop browser using Chrome, Edge or Firefox; mouse required; mobile is not currently supported
How to Contact: Comment below or message me on Discord at @bladebaes
Feedback Form: https://forms.gle/fsJrAZDhJtP1CFXX8
Testing Questions
- Could you understand how to launch, control and fight without outside help? Where did you become confused or blocked?
- Did the core combat feel satisfying, readable and skillful enough to make you want another match?
- Did the characters, humor, theme, buildcraft and roguelike direction feel compelling and appropriate for this kind of game? What strengthened or weakened the appeal?
Feedback Exchange
If you provide thoughtful feedback, I’ll play approximately the same amount of your game and return structured feedback. Include your link, platform, session length and what you most need tested.
Disclosures
- Quick Play is SFW and contains no AI-generated character artwork.
- The full closed alpha is for 18+ testers.
- The full alpha contains mature/ecchi fanservice, revealing outfits, exaggerated adult character designs and suggestive humor.
- There is no nudity or explicit sexual activity.
- Some full-alpha visuals use AI-generated or AI-assisted artwork.
- This is a first alpha, so expect bugs, unfinished presentation and balance issues.
- Please do not publicly share, stream or upload the private alpha without permission.
- Honest development feedback only—no positive or public review requested.
THIRST RESPONSIBLY.
