bacon, sausage, hash brown, scrambled egg, waffle, maple syrup, waffle, scrambled egg, hash brown, sausage and bacon all in that order, battered, deep fried, glazed, sandwiched between 2 low quality store bought white bread slices, deep fried, stuffed inside an ostrich, sandwiched in between 2 lightly toasted, buttered, mayonnaised slices of homemade sourdough garlic bread
