Five little monsters were riding through space
Their spaceship broke and they fell into this place
They gotta get out, but they don't know how
So they're waiting and waiting in a creepy creepy house
The whole human race is already pretty looney
But the ones who move in this house are gonna go boony
Monsters there on TV, never in the zoo
Hang around with us and you will be a monster too!
La la la la la la la la la we like monster men
La la la la la la la la la we like monster men
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Poor old Stereo, he ain't sure just what he knows
Etno is intelligent, he's quite the super-head
Gorgious is a great big guy, but he's fat from too much pie
Bud is cool of course it's true, but he's a TV fool
La la la la la la la la la we like monster men
La la la la la la la la la we like monster men
Candy is the sweetest one, cleans and cooks and acts like mom
All of them are going nuts their spaceship’s on the futz
The human race gets in their face, gotta drive em from this place
Course' they got SMTV, nightmares for the family
La la la la la la la la la we like monster men
La la la la la la la la la we like monster men
Gotta get a ride home baby
Gotta get a ride home now
Gotta get a ride home baby, but they don't know how...
(And the french girls sing)
La la la la la la la la la we like Monsters
La la la la la la la la la we like monster men
(I sing along)
La la la la la la la la la we like monster men
La la la la la la la la la we like monster men
(And the little kids sing!)
La la la la la la la la la we like monster men
La la la la la la la la la we like monster men
(And everybody sings!)
La la la la la la la la la we like monster men
(There’s monster girls, get together and make little monsters, and then two little monsters equal four little monsters and four little monsters times four becomes sixteen little monsters and sixteen little monsters times sixteen little monsters, is a number bigger than even I can think of!)
La la la la la la la la la we like monster men!
(Monsters everywhere)
La la la la la la la la la we like monster men!
(Surrounded by monsters!)