A cursed game: In the first few seconds, some thugs attacked me, and I learned how to tap myself and jump—sort of. Then cards became available, but I was tapping away and didn't notice them. After getting beaten down to -200 HP, I learned how to walk. It’s a fun game and I liked it, but the sounds are cursed.

It was fun but the hp exceeded below zero and the jump feature was kinda pointless but I like your direction.