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A jam submission

Granny's KitchenWarFare: GKWFView game page

Gramys recipes were never meant for human consumption.
Submitted by ibasyo — 1 day, 9 hours before the deadline
Rated by 6 people so far
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Content Warnings
Bizarre Creatures and loud noises

[Optional] quick description of what makes your game the "worst"
A chaotic kitchen shooter where Grandma’s terrible instructions turn cooking into weapon crafting, explosions, and absolute food warfare.

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Submitted

The game bugged at the beggining and I was left wandering arround the kitchen for 10 min wondering if having no idea of what to do was part of the game

Developer

may i know which version did u play?

Submitted

The web version, but I watched the gameplay and rated from what I saw

Submitted (1 edit) (+1)

Played on browser, since the other two builds don't run well for me at all.
Maybe that's just me though. 

This was truly awful, and now I have mild carpal tunnel from clicking too much.
'Why?' you ask?
To which I simply reply:
"Banana."

The bananas are so so bad, because their hurtbox appears to be somewhere to the left of its crotch area -- which is off the visible model!  This is inconsistent at best, since you can fire thirty projectiles at this general area while circle strafing it in close proximity and still miss every shot.
Even if you manage to find the perfect angle and distance to land a shot, lord help you if the banana moves (which it will), because if it does, it means you'll have to search around for the hurtbox again.
The worst part is that the enemy pathfinding is 90% broken, so the bananas will just stand around and jitter/orbit away from you once they are hit, as if they know how little power you have to hit them.
Yes, I thought the bananas were mocking me.
This bug is actually a blessing in disguise since I can't imagine having to try to kill them while constantly needing to run away.

To add insult to injury, once you complete wave 1 (or wave 2 since both triggered off the bat), you unlock the egg weapon, which is infinitely better than the ketchup gun since it has an AOE blast that is large enough that you don't have to bother with precision aiming!

I can't tell if this is intentional or not but the game ends (more accurately, it doesn't continue) after wave 3.
No boss, no rewards, nothing.
All your effort for nothing.


Verdict:
This was a great entry, and it has some of the worst controls I've seen so far.

Developer

I am really really glad that u didn’t enjoy that and i appreciate it so much! thanks for playing.

And yeah the ending part is unfortunate, i really apologize for that.✌️

Submitted

Trying to run on linux via wine did not work so I can't tell if the game is bad or not.

Developer(+1)

yup.. that was my biggest problem i barely finished the game and submited it, that's why i didnt have time to build a web and a linux version =(

Submitted (1 edit) (+1)

You could ask the jam hosts if they could allow you to build a web/linux version, assuming you have the time to make one first. 

Developer

Linux and web version are  up now!! link in the description <3

Submitted(+1)

Neat! Will try the game again.

Submitted

I get this when clicking the link on your game page.


Developer(+1)

mb it wasnt public :pp