Content Warnings
Flashing lights, sparkles and screen shake.

[Optional] quick description of what makes your game the "worst"
Granny explains the controls only after you crash. Every trip remaps them (four random letters, the mouse wheel, the whole keyboard, swapped steering) and nobody tells you which. Space does something; she won't say what. At the end her TV replays your worst crashes and she grades you.

[Optional] gameplay link
https://i-told-you-so.stevearagonsite.com