incredibly lifelike simulation.  i also emit a square wave every time i accrue a horny point

ok but actually varying the pitch of the bleep bloop makes this shamefully compelling.  it's very satisfying i can't explain it.  the doggo doesn't look very pleased about all this though, but that might be because there's a camera watching him buy a subscription to OnlyDogs

as an veteran clicker game player (thousands of hours on cookie clicker) i was looking forward to playing this game since it was submitted. im a little disappointed that i couldn't keep buying more tissues, i feel like that kind of took away the immersion for me. but i got over it by clicking with more fingers and multitasking. i liked the beeping noise.

Yeah quiet boring sadly