Games exist in a hyperstate of good and bad at all times. All games good, but also, bad. The observer collapses the waveform and makes one of these true
Games... If you absolutely have to play a game, the trick is to salt it at least an hour before cooking, but preferably more, even overnight; and then to pound it out to about 1/4-inch thickness. A mallet works best, but honestly, if worst comes to worst, just get a big can and beat it up until it's where you want it to be. But honestly, why go to all that effort?
