"Okay, so moving the mouse moves the player.
Oh, here comes a - SMACK!
Hmm, I should avoid those.
This time, I'll move away - SMACK!
Okay, THIS time I'll move faster - SMACK!
OK, this time I'll move like a crazy man in a circle!
Ha ha! Success! I got away from you and your - SMACK!"
I feel like this game taught me how to play really quickly, and cheekily, by repeatedly smacking me in the face (in a good way?).
It was brutal, but also pretty funny; and the quick replay makes it feel fair.