5 stars all around. For awesome, addicting gameplay (I played for like 30 minutes, longest I've ever played a jam submission), for stellar art with a nostalgic and retro feel, insane creativity and individuality, an amazing cutscene, and perfect audio.
All the little details made the game: the retorts and taunting voicelines of the enemies, the ominous music, and the awesome effects.
My favorite jam submission I've played, by far. Well done, I'm rooting for you!