This is one of the few games I've seen this jam that actually had a story and I love it. The dialogue gave me a good laugh. It wasn't cheesy or corny, it was just good comedy. I particularly loved our magical quantum chronium quantum quantum quantum watch. Something funny that happens after the start of the game is, if you follow the cop out of your door, you'll see him walk through the wall and into outer space. Guess he just really wanted to catch that shuttle. Two gripes, I didn't find a way to beat the game, something you noted in a response to a previous comment, and the doors at the top of the level had no collision. Oops! Great regardless, I love the feel of the game and your sense of humor.