this was an intense experience! First time I loaded the game it spawned me outside on the gray floor looking out to the green room. Reloading the page, nice comfy room. I died in seconds out of stress. Then this happened 2 more times, then I started smashing the walls (very satisfying), and squishing bugs. The triangle sofa is the best, breaks things faster I've found (nice little faces on those butterflies!).
Very cool game, congratulations! (plus the name rules)