Welcome to Risky Biscuits Stonks Accomplices LLB, where the only person who loves insider trading more than you is your ID10T boss. First attempt I was overwhelmed by 6 Biscuit $tonk tickers moving at the speed of sound. My boss called me babbling about aliens or something and told me to buy, and I lost all my money in the first minute. Second attempt, I discovered that it takes about 12 stocks to wildly swing the market, so I picked a low one, sunk my money into it to boost it to the moon and then sold which crashed it faster than Elon's rockets. Did that all day from about $21K profit. Then I realized my boss was stupid,. So day 2, I left my phone ringing the entire day 10/10
Only thing confusing me was I couldn't find /wsb to get advice.
Really enjoyed trying it out! I'll take my new found knowledge of stonks into the real world and go for early retirement.