Pretty good! I really liked my experience in this game, however I feel like it lacked some kind of mechanic to make it more game-y, if you know what I mean. As of right now, It seems like the game is more like an interactive narrative. This is fine! But I expected some kind of mechanic for a game like this like "make the correct decision" kind of thing or you'll be punished. This complaint I have is really just my opinion it doesn't really make the game objectively worse so it's totally fine! The rest is really well presented and I feel like you have something really enjoyable here!
The game is really creative on the way it presents it's idea and narrative and I really loved the dialogue and jokes! It also fits the jam's theme which is great!
Visually, the pixel art is really well done and the animations are cool. Love the sounds and feedback you build with all the shaking camera effects and VFX. It makes all the experience a lot more impactfull, especially at the start! I really appreciate you took the time to put prompts like "Press Spacebar" and "E to interact". Really cool details that add up to great accessibility for the player! The only thing I wish was improved here was the font. I felt like using a "pixel-art" font would fit in sooo well! But again, just nitpicking :)
Overall, you've got a really enjoyable experience here! A narrative game with multiple choices that build an interesting premise that fits the jam's theme. With creative and funny dialogues, the visuals complement all the experience with a great touch of impactful animations and UI that make the whole gameplay a whole lot more immersive! I just would love if you added some kind of mechanic to the game buuut again, just my personal preference. I completely understand if that's not your vision for the game, and I totally respect the decision to make it more narrative based! Good job and congratulations on the submission! You've got something with potential here!