Very creative. There was a lot going on and it felt very frantic, but allowed you to learn the game. I liked that the achievements were basically the instructions as well. The musical choice played well with the punny game name. The loading screen was really cute too.
The music drove me nuts. It was suuuuper laggy. Either that or it was very distorted. Also would've been nice if the embedded resolution was slightly smaller, as once you go full screen, it doesn't matter, and on a monitor the same size as the embedded resolution you cannot see the entire game. Also would've been nice to see gamepad controls. That's really easy to do in Godot games, but I realize you would have had to come up with a targeting mechanism.
Nice gameplay loop. Funny premise.