I really don't know what to say, this is one of those "sad but true" sort of thing. Oh, the times we live in. Unfortunately, it is all true. Well, most of it though. I disagree that fans will never turn on you -- it depends on what you did and how bad it is. But of course, there will always be those that defend you no matter what, so I suppose there is some truth to it -- hopefully a super tiny minority though.
10/10. You did have me chuckle loudly at the "bugs" part. I didn't see THAT coming at all :D
Well done!