Few titles in the world of video games leave an indelible mark on the space that will outlast their creation and enjoyment.
Pong.
Super Mario.
GTA.
Now, there is a new addition to that list. The graphics? Triple-A quality. The storyline? Beats Tolkien. Not even close. The music leaves Rachmaninoff and Beethoven weeping tears of joy.
As a managing partner at Sequoia Ventures, I am happy to announce we are funding this game with a $500,000,000 series a for 1% equity. This, I truly believe, is an undervaluation of the immense cultural cache this product will bring to our world, our galaxy, and our universe. May this game be the singular enduring mark of humanity's boundless creativity.