This was a really fun and addictive game! I loved the personality of the project right from the page description. The humor, presentation, and all the little details give it a lot of character.
The gameplay loop is excellent. There's always something demanding your attention, and I found myself constantly trying to optimize routes, react to new problems, and survive just a little longer. The upgrades and random events keep every run feeling fresh and unpredictable.
I also really liked the risk/reward aspect of some upgrades. Having positive and negative modifiers mixed together creates interesting decisions and prevents the gameplay from becoming repetitive.
The overall polish is impressive too. The UI feels responsive, the visual effects are satisfying, and the whole experience has a strong identity from start to finish.
Overall, a very creative and well-executed submission. I had a great time playing it. Great job!