I thought this was going to be a spam entry based on the title and subtitle, but it was an actual bad game! 5/5 (/positive in context of jam! <3 also, way better than I could do in only 15 minutes!)
Also, it's cool to see an alternate layout for Twine games, the ones I've seen before are visually different, so I appreciate now knowing there are different layout options! I might have to try it in the future.