This was an amazing take on the jam theme! I feel a concept like this really hinges on good writing and good puzzle-solving, and you absolutely nailed it on both fronts. I laughed out loud at nearly every headline, it was so funny. Although "stop the spinning wheel" is a tried-and-true game mechanic, you made it feel fresh with connected wheels and different speeds/sizes/arrow locations. Very solid UX (really like how the arrows' color reflects your result) and noir aesthetic. 5/5 on all fronts, awesome job!