This is a really creative entry! I really love the presentation and the humor. I feel like the pixelated people really add to it. This game is also surprisingly tough! The turtle race got me twice, and I really enjoyed the quick mental math. Having to get it either right or wrong was a nice twist. The third game is a really pleasant surprise, and a good challenge. It took me quite a few attempts, but I appreciate that the pattern is always the same so you can learn it. Really excellent use of screen shake and sound to sell impact.
Awesome job!