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A jam submission

NOTHING EVER HAPPENSView game page

i swear bro nothing ever happens
Submitted by mootvey — 15 hours, 13 minutes before the deadline
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Results

CriteriaRankScore*Raw Score
Narrative#5823.7103.710
Enjoyment#6483.9033.903
Creativity#10024.0324.032
Audio#23683.2263.226
Artwork#33383.3553.355

Ranked from 31 ratings. Score is adjusted from raw score by the median number of ratings per game in the jam.

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Countdown until something happens.

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Comments

Submitted(+1)

GEM ALERT!!!!! please continue this the concept is too funny add like upgrades with other soyjaks or something

Submitted(+1)

Beatifully made. I went back multiple times to just read the jokes in the posts and news. Nothing happened.

Submitted(+1)

Holy shit, this is by far the best game I've played in all regards. The gameplay is fun and fits the narrative really well, where you start to panic more and more as "something" is about to happen. The art is goofy "reddit" meme art, which is a really creative style I've never actually seen in a game. The audio work is fantastic and goofy. I seriously have nothing to complain about here. This project is perfect! Please continue it!

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Thanks for such kind words 😁😁😁

Submitted(+1)

omg, something happened. I really enjoyed the visuals, it looked really clean. Good job

I don't know if the gameplay fits the story, I don't feel like incremental games lend themselves to a story of futility

I don't know if the gameplay fits the story, I don't feel like incremental games lend themselves to a story of futility

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I don't know if the gameplay fits the story, I don't feel like incremental games lend themselves to a story of futility. Also, I'd focus more on the idea of raising your "chudness" in the tutorial because when I played all I could focus on was the "something happening" which prevented me from relating to the chud

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Nothing happened

Submitted(+1)

i've made a game about stressfully clicking things before but i like this one more.  nothing ever happens.

Submitted(+1)

why am I so stressed over nothing

(+1)

I had no idea how to actually beat it but the experience was amazing, congrats on the level of polish

(+1)

Hilarious, if anything actually happened. Which nothing did happen, of course.

Submitted(+1)

I rate this game nothing/10 (also i tied the world record)

(+1)

Blast form the past, this made me remember the game ForumWarz from 2008

Submitted(+1)

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS 💯️

Submitted

Submitted (1 edit) (+1)

Love when a game has nothing going on

Submitted(+1)

I would compliment this game, but that would be something happening. 

10/10

Submitted(+1)

THEY’RE CALLING ME A CERTIFIED SCEPTIC, BUT THAT MEANS NOTHING TO ME