The description is absolutely incredible, you should've found a way to put it in the game itself. One thing to note is that spam clicking doesn't seem to have any drawbacks aside from losing score, so you can very easily win the game without timing at all. Still a fun time though.
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Glad to know you had fun with our game!
The description's content is a part of the tutorial sequence we had planned for the start of the game. We encountered some issues and opted to put it in the description instead. We will develop the tutorial sequence in future updates so please stay tuned.
As for the spam click parry, the development team designed the parry system in the most satisfying way that it can get. We want to incentivize players in that way as opposed to punishing them hard for not playing as we intended. We are also open for suggestions as to how we can improve the game.