Monsieur, I have played many games this jam. Some have been great tests of reflex, others of reasoning, but never have I been tested in my... emotional intelligence. The cringe-o-meter has got to be the most in-real-life painful health bar I have seen in a game, if only because I have been in such a situation before.
I have nitpicks, but those are irrelevant. This is fantastique! A 5/5 in all categories!