Really cool concept, kind of weird and wacky which I like very much.
It is pretty silly, so it makes sense for upgrades to be silly as well. However I think that too many of those upgrades were just differently worded 50-50 splits. I don't mean this as a bad thing necessarily. I think that it's a play on player with upgrades that either add 1 or remove 1 with 50% chance of each. It does virtually nothing. Most of them do - which was very funny to me, but also discouraged me from playing longer, since it's basically coin flip in the end :)
Kudos for making so many different silly upgrades though. And also for a slider to make ticks faster -really nice quality of life.