"The reality breaking miscast caused distance itself to fracture between the two caves, now doomed by a rare case of ogre literacy."
That won me over. Nearly didn't read the rest. 5/5 just on that alone. So glad I did
"He sends love letters... she can't read.
That's what you call a callback. Love it.
What a cool adventure (Great pull on the name! Sort of jealous lol). Everything sings. No notes.