"If you defeat Arthur in a cock fight you get to bang whichever of the girls you want."
I'm losing my mind and it hasn't even been that long. It's the dark ages once more.
You're LOSING son, have you seen how big Arthur's dick isππππ€£π€£π€£πππ
Arthur's penis is too long gng you're going to get sent to the stratosphere βοΈβοΈβοΈ