Oh wow — thank you. This is genuinely the most helpful reply I've ever gotten.
I accidentally copied the wrong link earlier — that was my own dashboard URL. Fixed it now.
Everything you said about tags, average session, and the web version made a lot of sense. I just added "liminal", "experimental", and "weird" to the tags, and changed the average session from "a few seconds" to "a few minutes".
Also — thank you for the kind words about the game description. That one really meant a lot.
Appreciate you taking the time to write all this. It changed how I see my own page.