Wow! If your sight is that bad, than I'd say call a designated driver aaand probably pick a safer way home. haha.
I was able to play all the way through as it was such a unique game. I only wish I would at least be facing the right direction after a respawn (since dying a lot is likely going to happen). But perhaps facing the wrong way is all part of the "drunk" experience that you wanted. Excellent job! Thank you for creating and sharing.