There's something about seeing "Immunity: nope" that tickles me greatly. It's a charmingly casual breath of fresh air after rating tons of crisp, properly-formatted statblocks. Reminds me (in a very good way) of OSR-type zines you'd see on this website.
I see you've received a fair bit of mechanical and formatting critiques already, so I won't dive into that deeply. There's some clean up to do, aye, but don't feel like you have to fully subscribe to the common statblock presentation a lot of us use. So long as stuff is organized decently and makes sense—go for it. The comic-sans quirkiness of this is very fun, wouldn't want to see it go.
If you revamp this or make more stuff in the future, I'd be happy to look it over. This was a fun submission to read.