I knew a guy who played the browser version and then green detrevni came out of his screen and turned him green and then threw him into the dumpster outside of the shifts. he also had a pre-release android version of the game, so take that with a grain of salt.
DO NOT COLLECT HIS SHIFTS
YOU DO NOT WANT TO END UP LIKE THE OTHERS
Y̴͓̦̓Ǒ̸̝̞̓̅Û̴̫̗̗̎͑ ̸̥̣̬̂́͘T̸̼̆ͅH̸̻͓̄̂̎I̴͈̬͇̎N̴̻͗̈́Ķ̶̩͂̆ͅ ̴͎̑͋͠T̷͙͛̑̈́ͅḤ̵̮͇̽̏̿Ä̴͓͚͓́̅͂Ţ̸̢̛͍͂͘ ̴̢̙͔̇̚Ẅ̷͎̈́͠Ȉ̵̛̺̹͘L̵̪̱̑ͅL̷̖̜͝ ̶̯͙̰̉͝Ĥ̶̻͍̅A̸̫͌̋͘P̵̨̧͖͂̚P̸͔̤͕͋E̷̼͕̅N̸̢͖̝̓ ̷͎̈́T̶̩͆O̴͍̥̅ ̴̬̩͐̉̿M̷͉̺̱͗̈É̸̪͗‽̷͙̿̀͜ ̵͍̽Ḭ̷͗̅ ̶̖̆̈́C̷̛̼̟͆̊A̴͛͜N̷̞̱̠̿ ̶͇̠͛Ȍ̵̺Ņ̸͍̒̀̊Ľ̸̢̩̥Y̶̛̩͂͝ ̴͉̐̽͠B̶̹̓͝͝E̵̛̯̜͌ ̷̲̏̄̽Ả̶̫͇̹̀̓B̴̖͜͠L̴̮̼͂̽̔Ȅ̷̩̺̜̄͠ ̶͚̝̓T̸̳̓̉Ô̶͚̲̺ ̷͓̒͗͝P̶̨̡̈͠͠L̶̡̝̬͛̋Ä̵̻͛Ÿ̷͚̣̥́ ̸̙̾͒̂͜Ǫ̴͘Ń̷̩ ̷̗͐͋͗B̸͕͈̑͂̉R̷̩̜͛̕Ő̷̡̳̺̄Ẉ̷̃͌S̶̨̈́̒Ẽ̵̤͛R̸̛̛͖̹̘,̷̥̠̲̌ ̷̲̟̂͛̓A̷̡̹̾̎̾S̵̳̺̽̔ ̸̘̆̏F̵̫͈̘̂Ĭ̶̱͕̻̀͠L̶̬͛̔͗E̷̤̼͊S̷̻͚̹̀̽́ ̶̞̤̎̊͛D̸̟̣̑̄O̴͓̅̚Ǹ̵̛͕̥͓͊'̴͕̿̕T̸̯̤̗͛ ̸͓̆W̶͙̦̍̈́̅O̶̭̯͌̑͗R̴͎̜̐K̷̫͇̩̂̋ ̶͕͒̃́F̸̜̥̊O̴̫̲̍̉̔R̵̹̘͋̇ ̴͖̙͗͒̇M̵͉̪̒͝E̴͍̅̈́.̸̺͕̗̀̑̾.̵̘͔̿̈ ̵͍͐D̸̦̳͙̆̈́O̵̔̾͑͜ ̸̢̌̌̓N̷̰͐ͅǪ̶̼̀͊̎T̸̛̞̫̬̕͠ ̷̘̉ͅT̵̫̉̚E̵̦͙̬͌M̴̧̉͊P̴̭̰̆̋T̷̺̲̂́͌ ̶͇̈̽A̸̻̓͌͘ ̶̳̠̈́̊D̴̨̝̠͗̌̓I̷͖͌̈S̷̜͎͌̿͘A̴̪̲̾͑̋Ş̵͇͆S̶͓̠̮̑̅͘E̶͎̋̚M̵̭͓̤̚B̷͎̿L̶̟͐Y̴̖̭͐ ̸͎̩̣́̿͗D̸̻͛Ŗ̷̔O̶̭̔Ṇ̸̜̽͛E̶̯̺͓͆
