If you've never experienced a fucked up, queerplatonic situanship, have you even been alive?
Miles really keeps you guessing. Does he even like you at all? He'll kill himself If you're mean to him. Ew, I don't want to marry you. But I Imagine us growing old together. You're everything to me. I killed everything that ever mattered in myself because of you. Trauma, Trauma, Trauma... Indeed, I agree with MC, this man will never let you know peace! I'm actually concerned his corpse will come back to haunt us.
And then there's the semi-incestuous vibe of it all. This dude really is the first man in history to bro-zone himself so hard that it got weird. Oh, well.
Adrien is a sweetheart in comparison... or is he, hahaha. No, I actually believe he's sweet for MC and MC only. And he even tried to leave the killing behind, a true marriage proposal in Yan terms /hj.
Ahhh... I fear Miles will make us kill him one day, while Adrien is the psychological triller route... But look at him, he's nice! He's literally nice! He even lets you keep your friends and family! He's such a good boy, I want to pat his fluffy head (and maybe run for my life from them both.). I'm sureeee he can be such a good husband If only MC shuts her eyes and sings lalalala! The murder makes him cuter! He really makes you want to give him good things, but I bet he's crazy, too...