Considering how primitive random number generators were in Ye Elden Days, I wouldn't be surprised if a game like this was actually made!
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That was cool! The premise is funny, keeping track of the timing is stimulating, and Risky is quite charming.
I could just be having Bad Time Feel right now, so feel free to correct me on this, but I'm not entirely convinced [EDIT: MISINFO REDACTED]
All-in-all, great work!