Let me start by saying CONGRATS on publishing your first game, and for a time limited, prompt inspired jam. Challenge well met!
This had me cracking up. The turkey hand character sheet is a really clever idea, and I love your quirky examples. It does a great job setting the scene and vibe of the game.
I’ve previously read through the “This Game Takes Place Anywhere!” SRD and you did a nice job with your own spin on it!
~Angel