You are now one of my favourite Devs mainly for you reasonable hate for apple
Huge misconception that I should eventually address, I only hate MacOS (and iTunes by some extent) I have and iPhone, Apple watch, and iPad but the qualities of iOS doesn’t translate well to computer as you have to jump through more hoops just to transfer files from the more common (and arguably more user friendly) Windows to the mess that is MacOS. I prefer streamline and simplicity that neither Mac or Linux can offer. The bloatware that plagues android as well as its vulnerabilities are less manageable than and iPhone which does what it’s supposed to do ( in my case look on iFunny and occasionally call my mom).