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The only somewhat nice thing in this "game" made by none-other but the son of Bonnie Blue is the art. The game design and controls are... 👀 The WHOLE "gameplay" is just catching timings, you dont even need skill. You only need to learn dash+jump cuz thats roughly all youll be doing the whooole game. There is no depth to it and no soul to it. Wont be surprised if the scripting was also done by AI but idrc whether it is or not, theres already alot of problems with this "game" as it is.

The random little black screens with text every few deaths serve more as taunts and serve zero purpose which just boosts frustration further. 

The collisions are shit. Player's hitbox feels bigger than the character, hitboxes of the things that damage you feel bigger than the sprites, collisions of platforms(especially floating ones) feel narrower than the sprites + are thin as fuck, like if u are a nanometer below the very top of a platform you will just fly through it while the sprites are slightly tilted on the sided making it look like you shouldve landed properly which is also made worse by the fact that the jump being inconsistent as fuck. 

Yeah, about that, the controls are also shit. Dunno whats on pc, i played on a gamepad. These are probably THE most inconsistent controls oat. Anything you do, whether you try to dash, jump or simply walk, feels like RNG because its always different. 

Heres a free hint(for the dev): if you want to make porn games - stick to visual novels. Those are way harder to fuck up, especially since u atleast can draw