I was terrible and did not get far but the text is quite funny. Great job for your first game I am impressed. I was laughing a lot. I think you should have wasd for movement and space for dash maybe as it is what most people are used to. The jump and dash sounds can get a bit annoying at times but it also adds to the funniness. The animations were good. I also appreciate that in the options you do have the options to remove the cut scenes.