Guess we don't have your minimum viable platform. Go make your own, or type endlessly about it, whatever fills your soul.
I don't think your suggestions would improve the platform for my use case, so I've typed opposing thoughts. You find my position surreal, but AI itself is surreal. Congrats on surviving to the cyberpunk future.
Complaining about computers while using computers is the current zeitgeist, but being in consensus with other people who are wrong doesn't make anyone more correct. I don't see why it's a strange suggestion to tell you to go make your own platform.