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As someone who is an avid fan of both Silence of the Lambs and Veggie Tales, I can confirm this story appeals to me, 1000%

There is something about the absolute gross factor that tickles the erotic corner of my brain. Like, yeah, you’ve got me, Basilius, I do find this hot. 🫣

As always, the prose is beautiful and the framing devices/POV shifts are so fun! I can’t get enough of Laurent, I hope all dogs really do go to Heaven.

10/10, would watch a monk drink King Bathwater™ again

AW THANK YOU, that means a lot! so glad you liked it :^) hehe i don’t have anything else published yet but i’m currently working on a novel that i’m hoping to release next year! a couple of fucked up queer people included 😋

thank you so much!!! so glad you enjoyed it ☺️ they are truly a pair LOL

YAY i’m so glad you liked it! thank you for reading 💕

i read this over the dead market weekend and WOW, absolutely loved it. the surreal artwork/graphics combined with the prose was very hot! thank you for this :)

I LOVE THIS STUPID AUTISTIC SEAL AND HIS BIG LESBIAN MOMWIFE

this book is so funny yet dark! lots of moments where you’re not sure who to root for, but you’re having a great time regardless. i found iijs to be such an interesting main character because his view on the world is so disjointed by his obsession with his mommy and his animal instincts. plus, the unreliable narrator aspect because he quite literally does not know better is sooo delicious.

tthe cast of side characters are so great. i loved james so much, i can just picture him so well in my head. like this dude was a reddit mod in his past life, getting into internet slapfights over big titty anime figures. i’m so happy he learned to touch grass by… fucking hot seal ladies??? his character arc was so fun. i really like how he acted as a foil to iijs (one “dominant alpha male” to the next, haha) which just made iijs’s growth (or lack of growth in some areas, lol) so much more prominent. i feel like james and iijs went on similar journeys, but they came out at the end so differently

prose, as always, is great! piamo takes a lot of care in choosing their words and it really shows through purposeful language and pinpoint dialogue. character voices are so distinct that you can pretty much tell who’s talking just by the language they’re using. iijs is very literal, doesn’t like to describe anything, and avoids introspection in a way that other characters who get POVs don’t.

thank you for this food, i will be eating many a hot dog this weekend in honor of the selkies